Carnival Rollercoaster

We’re selling a SNEAK rollercoaster. Yes, really.

This fully functional 288m-long rollercoaster has capacity for up to sixteen people and hits heights just shy of 10m. The entire ride takes 100 seconds - unless you wanna stay on and go around one more time. At a cool £255,000, this one’s for the bona fide Sneak fans only. 

• - This product is made to order, so please allow at least 6 months from purchase before you can experience the thrill. (Good things take time... and a lot of engineering.)

• - As this is a made-to-order item, we are unable to cancel the order once it has been placed.

• - You are solely responsible for finding a suitable location. Your garden might not cut it.

• - Installation is on you—we supply the rollercoaster, not the theme park crew.

• - Aftercare and maintenance? Also your responsibility. We recommend a team of experts, a solid insurance policy, and maybe a little prayer.

 Specifications: 

Length: 288m  

Time: 100 seconds 

Manufactured in China 

If you’re genuinely interested in purchasing (yes, really), we’re happy to discuss the details further. Otherwise, please resist the urge to enquire just for the laughs—our inbox thanks you in advance! 🎢😅